Eve Wisdom

Actual quotes from Eve:

Riding a bike through the forest with Eve...
Eve: Dad, stop! I just saw a squid!
Me: You mean a slug or a snail?
Eve: No dad, a squid. You need to turn around!

"Please bless that we don't say idiot." Ever since we told her not to call people that, she has made it a standard part of her prayers.

Eve: Dad, your legs sure are soft and furry.

Tackle your unsuspecting brother as hard as you can while he is standing under a blanket... Eve's pre-Family Home Evening warm up exercise.

Eve: Here dad, can you hold this girly magazine for me?

Eve: Eli stop it! You're annoying my instincts!