Adventures in Sleeping

DISCLAIMER: The following pictures are NOT staged. They are Eli's actual sleeping positions.


The only thing that could make this picture more believeable would be if he were shot off a roof and fell on his bed into this position.


Sometimes, parallel is just better than vertical.


Despite the fact that it looks like he barely made it in bed, I can assure you that his starting position was in the middle of his bed, under his covers.

I think he may have been dreaming about trying out for the Rockette's in this one.

Every now and again, you run out of bed and end up all scrunched up at the top. I'm sure one day he'll grow out of this, but in the mean time, it certainly makes for some great laughs before going to bed. What a crazy little man!

The Master of Disguise

Eve: Sometimes I like to switch things up a bit by dressing up in disguises so clever, my own mother doesn't recognize me. Then I run about doing all manner of mischief without concern of being discovered! I call this one "Pretty Lady".

Eve: The uber large pink crown, when worn with the pink and yellow tutu gives headaches to most people just by looking at it. My brother Eli was totally incapacitated the first time he saw it. Either that or he was watching a show on the computer. I forget which? Anyway, I call this "sUber Princess".

Eve: Of course, I do have a sassy side to some of my disguises. The church dress panties over the top of my swimsuit topped off with my favorite moon boots usually gets me a double take or two... I call this "Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful".

Eve: When I have to do a job and need the guarentee of anonimity, I pull out all of the stops. That's when I reach for my fake nose, glasses, mullet wig and Power Ranger outfit. I call this outfit, "Ugly Boy".

Eve: When I'm looking to confuse my mom for just a few seconds in the morning so that I can get a second helping at the breakfast table, I whip up the yogurt mustache. The "Groucho" has never let me down!