"Greetings from the planet Faceinbuttholder. My name is Kid Pool Floater. Please take me to your leader."
"I have traveled far from my planet and my helmet is shifting unexpectedly making it difficult for me to see at times."
"I am in desperate need of popcorn or a cheese stick. I certainly hope they have these key food groups on your planet."
"Holy cow, it sure is getting hot under my space helmet. Pardon me while I lift it up for a few seconds to ventelate. Ewww, I apologize about the tooty smell. I've been feeling bloated ever since I ate those prunes at the rest stop on the planet Saturn."
"This 'Eli' creature sure is entertaining. I have enjoyed watching his silly antics. I will take great pleasure in eating him for dinner tonight."
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