Sleepers Beware!

Kjersti: I love pontoon boat rides! They're so nice and relaxing. The wind in my hair, the sun in my face... what's there not to like? It's so soothing, I feel like I could just fall asleep.

 Two minutes later... Kjersti: Zzzzzzzzz.

Eve: Hello sleepy head! I gave you ten wet willies and they just didn't do the trick, but jumping on top of you woke you right up!

Kjersti: Ten wet willies?!?

Eve: That's right ten wet willies! But don't worry, each one was filled with love!

Kjersti: Well, since you put it that way, maybe that's not so bad after all. Say, what's that orange stuff on the coushin and on the side of my face?

Eve: (Silly laughter) My wet willies come with Cheetos bonus material! I love Cheetos!

Kjersti: SOOOOOOOO GROSS!!!

Eve: Mom, you look tired. You could use a two finger wet willie!